
Of course, my eyes were immediately drawn to the title of this article.
You see, I have two teenage boys. It's just me and two teenage boys. Teenage boys are, well, not very clean. I could use harsher words ("disgusting" is a good word), but in order to be fair and diplomatic and tactful, I'll just say that they are "not very clean."
I go to bed pretty early because I wake up pretty early. They stay up pretty late because they are teenage boys. Each morning when I wake up, it's a new adventure in appallingness. Is that even a word? Blogger has underlined it in read, so methinks it's a made-up word.
Back to the article.
A self-cleaning kitchen? Wow, I dream about that. It's even better than a self-cleaning oven because it's the whole kitchen. I feel warm and euphoric inside.
Here's the premise. If a thin layer of a teflon-like coating is added to your kitchen work surfaces, they can be wiped clean with water. No more harsh detergents, no more scrubbing. Even teenage boys could handle that. (maybe)
But wait, there's more!
"Added to cleaning sprays, paints and sealants, the materials could also be used to produce self-cleaning floors, walls and windows."
Self-cleaning floors, walls and windows? What will all my homemaker friends do with all their newly found free time?
The reality is this. Even if the coating stuff really does repel oils, and only requires water to clean it up, someone is still going to have to make contact with the surface with a wet rag to do it. The coating does not include magic hands and magic arms that will spring up and wipe itself down.
Don't get me wrong, I think new innovations to lessen the burden of housework in these busy busy busy lives of ours is great! But I think my kitchen (and bathrooms and living rooms and every other room occupied by my teenage boys and their friends) will be clean only when they are grown and leave the nest.